my grandmother just
if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
true facts: florida water tastes gross for some reason. whenever i visit my grandma there, the poland spring sub-brand is the only kind we could get at the pool lunch place. the name of the sub-brand sounds like syphilis so i’m just gonna justify the brand’s gross taste through that.
Zebra by Vitalik Dumyn
Read me here:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
It’s called Jewish Geography. Like that’s the legit name.
no i know! it’s a real thing, too. everyone i know is connected because of jewish geography
i’ve come to accept that every jew in the northeast just knows each other in some way, shape, or form. mostly though summer camp or parents.