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butts
my grandmother just
- shamed me about not wearing jewelry/not wearing the gold and diamonds she and my other grandparents got for me as a child even though i expressed how i like other stuff
- guilted me about not wearing said jewelry and that i should “give it to my firstborn” instead
- lectured me about going out and partying
- chided me for not going out and being social
- “4 years of being anti-social really paid off”
- “why aren’t you going to an ivy?”
if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
true facts: florida water tastes gross for some reason. whenever i visit my grandma there, the poland spring sub-brand is the only kind we could get at the pool lunch place. the name of the sub-brand sounds like syphilis so i’m just gonna justify the brand’s gross taste through that.
Zebra by Vitalik Dumyn
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
It’s called Jewish Geography. Like that’s the legit name.
no i know! it’s a real thing, too. everyone i know is connected because of jewish geography
i’ve come to accept that every jew in the northeast just knows each other in some way, shape, or form. mostly though summer camp or parents.
